7 claims that the kid would have voiced if he could speak

It may seem to you that babies are content only with food, sleep and crying. Do you think they need anything else? Or maybe everything is completely different, only the baby is not able to express his wishes and emotions. What would they say if they could speak? Surely he would have a lot of complaints even to the most ideal parents. What did he say? The list would consist of the following claims:

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“When will you already learn to understand me?”

I tried everything: screaming out loud, quietly, in a high squeaky voice, bass, whimpered, tried to show on his fingers - but no, you don’t understand me and that’s it. I want to not only eat and sleep. I still want to hold my hands, I want to swim, talk with you, and you wave me a rattle in your face. Of course, I will not refuse food, but it is better for you to be a little more insightful. I have to learn to speak!

“Why do I eat only milk?”

I see how mom crunches cookies, grandmother peels some kind of pleasant-smelling orange fruit, and dad eats chicken wings. Do you think I don’t want all this? I may not have teeth, but my grandfather with his three teeth does not drink milk from a bottle like me! I hope at least 4 months I will try vegetable puree. (feeding article)

“Stop ignoring me, I'm actually here!”

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I noticed that our cat has earned more respect in the family than me. When she sits next to you, you don’t tell the guests how well she went to the lot in a big way? And when I’m around, it’s possible to gossip about me, and to tell about my personal things in detail? And how dad tickles his mom with a mustache, thinks that I do not see. And whispers at night with her when I try to sleep. And you didn’t think, maybe I also want to be taken to my bed and tickled a little?

“Why are they constantly shaking or shaking me?”

When I’m in a bad mood or I’m upset - you rock me and shake. Do you really think that so solve my problems? You didn’t think that I might want something? Next time, when mom asks Dad for gold earrings for his birthday, I’ll hint that he shakes her a little, and if he starts to cry, then let him shake a little, maybe then he won’t want anything!

“Would you wear such clothes yourself?”

People have different tastes, I understand that, but would you wear it that you put it on me? Ruchechki, colored pompons, pink tights in a flower. Okay, dressing me up with a hare, a teddy bear is somewhat interesting. But why am I a pumpkin on Halloween and a Christmas tree on New Year? Will not work!

“Don't try to fool me!”

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Interestingly, is it just my parents constantly fooling me or is everyone doing it? Do you think I do not distinguish mother's breast from a dummy? Yes, anyone will understand that nothing flows from there! Come on mom, paint your nails at home, why do you need a salon.And you dad, drink tea with crackers instead of beer when you watch football! Do not want? How about me?

“I am helpless, but this is temporary!”

You so enjoy using my helplessness! Why are you showing me toys that I can’t reach? On TV, turn on what you like, because I do not know how to use the remote control yet. Or turn me over like a toy on my stomach and make me crawl while still having fun. I’ll grow up a bit, and that’s it, I’ll switch channels on the TV myself and climb on all the sofas and chairs, until you see I will play with your things as much as I want!

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  1. Ekaterina

    If I were a child, I would have exactly the same claims against my parents. I especially liked the claim about clothes and rocking. Children, indeed, are sometimes weirdly clothed, all in some kind of ridiculous, strange, with little frills and all sorts of nonsense. Well, the swing is also strange, for example, my son did not like to be shaken and started to cry.

  2. Nikolay

    It is difficult to understand a child up to a year and even after why he cries and what he wants, for ignorant and stupid parents it can end badly. Although they had not thought about such things before, there were 15 children in the family.

  3. Nikolay

    It is difficult to understand a child up to a year and even after why he cries and what he wants, for ignorant and stupid parents it can end badly. In such an age they need constant attention and supervision. Although they had not thought about such things before, there were 15 children in the family.

  4. Anton

    Each child as an adult is individual in its own way. You need to try to understand your child, even on the verge of gestures, but sometimes this is not possible, it is very difficult to understand what he wants, as mentioned above, more attention!

  5. Masha

    About mom, gold earrings and a wiggle smiled.
    In fact, it is difficult to understand a child up to one year old. From a year until he speaks easier. The claims are weighty, but the mother can also voice a lot of complaints to the child - why he doesn’t let him sleep, when he himself can completely sleep all night; why constantly on hand, uuha already runs very well, etc.
    You just have to compromise each other, and life will get better.

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