Of course, many people condemn moms for IW, they have to constantly answer questions about why they do not breast-feed, they are not so similar to Madonnas with babies, and they also have to constantly justify themselves and boil bottles. But still, they have some advantages.
So what do nursing mothers envy (secretly or explicitly), looking at those who feed their children with milk formula?
1. They do not care about their diet and can eat anything
Modern breastfeeding counselors do not limit the diet of nursing mothers, allowing them to eat anything, including sweet, fatty, and smoked. But in fact, there is hardly a mother who will absorb fried potatoes and chocolate if the baby is allergic or colic. And it doesn’t matter that experts unanimously say that it’s not a diet. Nursing mothers still put boiled turkey and buckwheat on their plates, drink all this with tea for lactation and desperately envy those who do not have to take care of their food.
2. They can afford coffee and wine.
You definitely won’t hear such a recommendation from a breastfeeding specialist. So, if you can’t imagine your morning without a cup of coffee (especially after a sleepless night), and on the day off like to treat yourself to a glass of wine - you can only envy, drinking the same lactation tea.
3. They can take medicine without fear
Yes, mothers who do not breast-feed can be treated with pills. Lactating women have to experience all the charm of traditional medicine: knock down the temperature with rubdowns, drip onion juice in ns and try to defeat the migraine with acupressure. And all because most of the medicines for nursing mothers are contraindicated.
4. They enjoy an intimate life.
And do not flinch from any touch to the chest, which no longer causes sexual arousal. And certainly they do not pour erotic silk underwear with milk.
5. Their husbands can feed the baby at night.
Because dad cope with bottle feeding no worse than mothers. And without any problems they can put the baby to bed, instead of waking you up, because "He is hungry and demands a mother."
6.They can safely go away on business
And they will not have to express themselves long and painfully before this in order to provide the child with the necessary amount of milk. And on the trip, they don’t have to suffer from bursting pain in a crowded chest and stock up on pads for nursing mothers.
7. They will never be pointed with a finger when feeding in crowded places.
They will never hear phrases in the style of “Are you not ashamed, people go here” or “Leave at least to the toilet so that no one can see what you are doing here.”
8. They have a clear feeding schedule
So, they also have a daily regimen. They can safely walk on the street and be sure that in ten minutes the child will not throw another hungry tantrum. They can calculate the time for shopping or to book a beauty salon, as well as day and night sleep. Not always of course, but certainly much more often than nursing mothers.
9. They wear beautiful underwear
No, the nursing bra is, of course, very comfortable, but you want something more feminine. Silk, lace, push-up ... And so that the size does not change several times a day, depending on the tides of milk.
10. They will not have to wean the baby from the chest
No hide and seek, online tips about mustard and greenpulling the chest and taking hormonal pills. But if you look at this situation from the other side, then only after the end of the war can you fully feel the buzz from all the above things.
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