After the birth of a baby, a woman’s life changes dramatically. Perhaps you yourself guessed that you had become different, but we suggest that you look at yourself from the side. So, we present to you 20 signs by which even unfamiliar people easily recognize a young mother in you:
- You masterfully do the housework - cook, mop, wash, iron, all with just one hand.
- Cups of chilled tea are placed around the house. It is still possible to brew it, but there is sorely not enough time to drink.
- If you wake you up at night, you can easily tell a children's fairy tale without even waking up completely and without opening your eyes.
- A layer of dust accumulated on the nearby burners of the stove - you do not use them so that the child does not accidentally burn yourself. After all, everything is interesting for the kid; he still does not understand that far from everything can be touched.
- When the title melody from the cartoon "Masha and the Bears" sounds, your eye twitches.
- You know how to remove stains from apple juice, broccoli, bananas. That's right - nothing.
- Moving to the toilet at night in the dark, you manage to get around all the obstacles and not step on any of the thousands of Lego parts. Japanese ninjas will envy your dexterity.
- You have three meals a day, and there are always several dishes: a couple of spoons of milk porridge, broccoli on the bottom of the bowl (how can you throw out vitamins!), A piece of apple, a couple of cookies.
- Your pages on social networks are full of posts about educational games for kids and fairy tales from childhood. At the same time, your little one is more interested in parental smartphones.
- You can easily sing any song with a lullaby motive.
- Once a week, you standardly promise yourself to download the press while the baby is sleeping. However, with the onset of a quiet hour, you again climb into social networks.
- Returning from the store, you always carry a small package with things for yourself and a huge one with purchases for the baby. After all, he does not yet have such a designer, and the T-shirt turned out to be very pretty.
- You instantly fall asleep and wake up just as quickly, but you always suffer from lack of sleep. Although, soon your tired body will learn how to get enough sleep in a couple of hours.
- For six months now you have been telling yourself that you need to urgently go to the dentist, to the hairdresser and to the manicure.
- Every morning you envy moms who work, dads, and indeed, to all people on earth.
- You are so used to explaining everything to your child that even when you are alone with yourself, you constantly comment on your actions: “Now I’ll wash the dishes, I’ll start cooking soup. And it’s so delicious! ”
- Your vocabulary abounds with diminutive words that you use even when communicating with adults. “Dear, take off your shoes and go eat some noodle cutlets.”
- You are really interested in talking only with those who can support topics about complementary foods, potty training and Montessori technique.
- If you find out that your friend is pregnant, you ask about the number of weeks, not months.
- You are distracted at least three times while reading this text :)
