Top 10 wishes of a young mother for the New Year

New Year's wishes of young mothers are rather strange. Sometimes it seems that it is easier to ask Santa Claus for a unicorn as a present, at least the chances of fulfilling such a wish will be an order of magnitude higher. But mothers, unfortunately, do not need a unicorn, they dream of other mythical things. About what?

1. Eight hours of uninterrupted sleep

Perhaps, it is a dream that is the main desire of every mother. Among daily feeding, washing, changing diapers, maternal sleep is like an oasis in the desert - we know that it should be somewhere nearby, but we cannot find it. An eight-hour sleep, the best remedy for everything - wrinkles, stress, excess weight and irritability. So why not ask for a gift from Santa Claus? And even better - just a couple.

2. Clean apartment

I mean, really clean. Without food crumbs under the table and in the corners, without mirrors stained with fingers, without sand and dirty puddles in the corridor. So that the toys would magically appear in their places, the clothes would not be stored on the chairs, and the floor would shine so clean that it would be easy to walk on it in white socks. And to keep this magical purity not five minutes, but at least a couple of hours.

3. Good slimness

That's just like in the advertising of magic teas - without diets and physical activity. I want back a flat stomach, smooth skin and toned chest. Or at least weight, as before pregnancy. And the ability to wear beautiful clothes, instead of these ridiculous hoodies that hide the flaws of the figure. Well, or in extreme cases - an aversion to sweets and a lack of desire to eat up at night.

4. Place in kindergarten

But only so that you can walk to the kindergarten, and not get to it through traffic jams on public transport 5 stops. And so that the group does not have 30 children, and that the teachers are kind, and a menu without sausages. You can’t? Then it’s just a place in the garden until the time for the child to get ready for school.

5. Sensitive grandparents

We love them by anyone, and we are grateful, and do not demand, and we knew what we were doing and gave birth for ourselves. But sometimes I want to hear something like: “We miss our grandchildren so much that we decided to pick them up for the whole weekend. You just leave a detailed list of what is possible and what is not. We know that you are wonderful parents and therefore do everything the way it should! ”

6. Dress and shoes

Of course, in a ski suit and fur boots it is convenient to walk in the winter. Only rubber boots in spring and autumn and invariable sneakers in the summer can be better than this. Oh yes, still dimensionless hoodies and jeans - the most elegant set, suitable for any occasion. But sometimes you really want to throw it all away and put on something light and airy. And flutter like a butterfly.

7. A day dedicated to oneself

We have already forgotten that such days actually exist.The day when you can go to the toilet without heart-rending screams under the door or take a bubble bath instead of a quick two-minute shower. A day when you can safely drink tea with a bun - with a whole, not bitten. Or chat with a friend on the phone without interruptions every minute to change the diaper, switch cartoons and search for another goodies for the child.

8. Cook, waiter and dishwasher

For a month or even two. And even better - a self-assembled tablecloth. So that he would come to the kitchen in the morning, and on the table there were fragrant pastries, a bowl with natural honey, freshly baked cheesecakes and a leaflet with a lunch menu. And most importantly, the daily diet is balanced, does not contain genetically modified foods, cauliflower (dad does not like), mushrooms (son does not like) and high-calorie sweets (loves, but tries not to eat mom). And so that after eating the dishes themselves went to wash in the sink.

9. Law on Public GV

Not that all young mothers dream of bare breasts in a public place. It’s just that, you know, children sometimes want to eat - and all of a sudden and violently, and they are not at all stopped by an inappropriate setting for this. And therefore, it would be nice to officially allow each nursing mother to fulfill her duty in any place. And so that no one would glance at her, did not point a finger and, as if by accident, did not look in her neckline, passing by. Let them think better of art, and not of someone else's bust.

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10. The Silence Spell

Remember how easy it was for Harry Potter? So I want it too! A wave of a wand, a spell - and the languages ​​of all advisers tightly stick to the palate. And all because the stream of these tips is simply inexhaustible. How can we, young and inexperienced, know how to swaddle our children better, how to dress according to the weather, how many times a day to feed, and other and other little things that everyone is trying to teach us. Honestly, tired of it. And therefore - Silencio!