Funny tips on how to conceive a child that (oddly enough) work

If the conception of a long-awaited child in the classical way does not work, people turn their eyes to the most unusual tips. It doesn’t matter if these methods are funny or strange, the main thing is that they work!

If you can’t immediately get pregnant, you can try the following methods.

Phallus Cave or Thai fertility princess

On a magnificent Thai beach there is a cave where pilgrims come and bring phallic symbols decorated with bright ribbons along with flowers. There are tiny, huge, realistic, conventional, wooden and from other materials - in general, a thousand phalluses. This marvelous fertility cave is located on Pranang Beach, which is located on the southern side of the Rilei Peninsula, in the province of Kraui, Thailand. The spirit of this Indian goddess can fulfill many desires, one of the most frequent is about a child. And we definitely know one pair who have had a gift from the goddess for two years, and his name is Cyril. This coincidence or miracle is unknown, the main thing is the result!

First horizontally, then vertically or miraculous "birch"

After unprotected intercourse, wise grandmothers are advised to raise their legs higher, and it is better to stand on a “birch”. It is desirable 2-3 minutes, but you can half a minute. And after that, it’s better to lie down calmly, enjoy the movie, and not run to wash off the traces of affection.

Build long-term plans, for example, a fitness subscription for a year

A strange, but very effective thing is this "law of meanness." As soon as you plan a parachute jump or a trip to an alcoholic tour, your test will show two bars. But it’s better to choose a lesson lesson - buy an annual gym membership at once. Then the experiment will necessarily end successfully - either with an ideal figure or overweight in the uterus.

Princess carriage or pumpkin - a storehouse of vitamins

It is believed that pumpkin is useful for expectant mothers, and all thanks to vitamin E. Tocopherols are very useful for normalizing hormonal levels. The theory does not stand up to criticism. Firstly, the orange pulp still contains at least a dozen useful substances, starting with vitamin C, B1, A and ending with fatty acids plus phytosterols. And secondly, vitamin E in baboutLower concentrations are found in various oil-containing products (vegetable oils, seeds, nuts, olives and fatty fish). That is, the method is ambiguous, but useful, because pumpkin is tasty, healthy and affordable!

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  1. Galina

    There is not so much funny as wonderful advice to those who have not been able to conceive a child for years. There are many such examples. It is necessary to adopt a child from the orphanage. And the field of this woman becomes pregnant almost immediately.

  2. Irina

    You can increase your chances of pregnancy in several ways:
    1) You need to lead a regular sex life.
    2) Eat right.
    3) Refuse bad habits.
    4) Normalize sleep patterns.
    5) Drink at least two liters of water.
    I wish you all good luck in this difficult matter, as soon as possible to have a baby for you.

  3. Annushka

    Grandmother correctly advised about the “birch", in this way a friend became pregnant, although before that they had been trying for 2 years like everyone else, smart people advised here and now the boy is running

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